This bit is from a blog about cars as art. Here they’re talking about cars in which so many bird have defecated on them that it creates a splatter effect. Art?

These cars I think were created by a group of artist bird colony, inspired by the works of Jackson Pollock. Their canvas of choice is a car parked underneath a nice perch. The medium, well you know, fresh poop. The result might be stunning but not as valued by the car owner, because unlike a Jackson Pollock painting the worth of this “art car” goes down ever after the birds pass away. Whether or not this form of art will take off, only time will tell.

I really want to use this for a fiction piece. Like an art critic essay on the value of bird shit. Well, it sounds funny in my head at least.